I Assure You, We're Open.

roxys-ass:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

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kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

kristakittyfish:

he sees you when you’re sleeping

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f-ili:

marquessofpembroke:

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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f-ili

I am infinitely pleased by this.

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coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

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Ah-ah-ah-ACHOOOOOONK!

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mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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