I Assure You, We're Open.

f-ili:

marquessofpembroke:

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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f-ili

I am infinitely pleased by this.

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coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

(via castleoflions)

Ah-ah-ah-ACHOOOOOONK!

(Source: startrekrenegades)

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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handjob:

the legend lives on

(via ruinedchildhood)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via ollivander)

tigerfeel:

edencomplex:

phantomeus:

phantomeus:

edencomplex:

Persephone turning Ascalaphus into an Owl 
Son of Acheron (the river of pain) and Orphne (an underworld nymph), Askalaphos was the orchardist of Hades. He told the other gods that Persephone had eaten a pomegranate in Hades.
He was punished by being changed into an owl. After being transformed into a screech owl, he became the familiar bird of Hades, King of the Underworld.





OMFG I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS WAS GETTING SO MANY NOTES

jESUSU FUCK

tigerfeel:

edencomplex:

phantomeus:

phantomeus:

edencomplex:

Persephone turning Ascalaphus into an Owl 

Son of Acheron (the river of pain) and Orphne (an underworld nymph), Askalaphos was the orchardist of Hades. He told the other gods that Persephone had eaten a pomegranate in Hades.

He was punished by being changed into an owl. After being transformed into a screech owl, he became the familiar bird of Hades, King of the Underworld.

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OMFG I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS WAS GETTING SO MANY NOTES

jESUSU FUCK

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savior material 2k14

(Source: flappyturian, via tin-pan-ali)