I Assure You, We're Open.

indecentinkling2:

Ok yea but listen, imagine Zaeed having a dumb, old man crush on Chakwas and pretends to be sick.

(via masseffecting)

sherlockismyholmesboy:

well one of us is going to have to go home and change

(via nerdsandgamersftw)

susemoji:

There she go

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via ollivander)

“Does my uniform make me look fat?”
— Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)

(Source: lamapalooza, via marble-loser)

obfuscatingdeity:

qoyqoyi:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

this gives me hope.

mara wilson is also the faceless old woman who lives in your home, so you know she’s got your best interests at heart

(via ollivander)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via thehappysorceress)

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker



!!!!! So here for this!

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

!!!!! So here for this!

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna, via the-noble-almost-human-porpoise)

fluffypuppyofficial:

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(via hello-kt)

peerintothepast:

Wally’s barber shop on St Martin Street has defiant signs outside after losing its windows during the London blitz. 21st Nov 1940

peerintothepast:

Wally’s barber shop on St Martin Street has defiant signs outside after losing its windows during the London blitz. 21st Nov 1940

(via loving-that-officey-feel)