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newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

(via wanderlust-wolf)

aska49:

patbaer:

theamazingindi:

'You need to read YOUR manga dude!' replied william shatner 

Sometimes the internet is okay.

fuck

aska49:

patbaer:

theamazingindi:

'You need to read YOUR manga dude!' replied william shatner 

Sometimes the internet is okay.

fuck

(Source: anarcho-groke, via ollivander)

ambienne:

This is seriously just a very good joke.

ambienne:

This is seriously just a very good joke.

(via ollivander)

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

(via sirgothamhat)

starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

(Source: ogtmoreno, via sirgothamhat)

l-e-v-i-ackerman:

ask-the-awesome-armin-arlert:

This is why you need to join the survival corps

if anyone asks what they should expect joining the snk fandom I’ll just show them this picture

l-e-v-i-ackerman:

ask-the-awesome-armin-arlert:

This is why you need to join the survival corps

if anyone asks what they should expect joining the snk fandom I’ll just show them this picture

(Source: devon-ackerman, via sirgothamhat)

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again 

(via zohbugg)

sexhobolith:

Was just browsing frilly shirts on Amazon.

I laughed so hard I woke my husband who was sleeping two rooms over.

(via theofficialariel)

sutexii:

I got quite a few requests to do more winnie the pooh characters, so here’s tigger and roo!

sutexii:

I got quite a few requests to do more winnie the pooh characters, so here’s tigger and roo!

mom: dont eat now or you wont be hungry for dinner
me: trust me ill be hungry for dinner

sandandglass:

A Republican political ad targeted at women.

(via genoshaisforlovers)