I Assure You, We're Open.

hybridic:

cuntinuuum:

busywithbusey:

animalplanet:

busywithbusey:

I am America’s cutest dog.

I don’t know, this pug is pretty darn cute:

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You can also watch more adorable clips like this here or on new episodes of America’s Cutest, Saturdays at 10/9c!

I didn’t sign up for this site to take shit from Animal Planet

O M G 

omg LEALA HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via the-bucky-barnes)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via hibernationdream)

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker



!!!!! So here for this!

youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

!!!!! So here for this!

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna, via the-noble-almost-human-porpoise)

sirlaggalot:

alare-chan:

かわいい

This is the exact opposite of a problem.

(via audioprince)

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

(via gracehelbiggysmalls)

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks, via ruinedchildhood)

ANUBIS NO

roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

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and all I can think is 

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this

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(via hibernationdream)

kendrawcandraw:

Canid girlfriends and bun pals

(via daunt)

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via wanderlust-wolf)